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FRENCH FRY GUY EP

by French Fry Guys

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1.
IM A FRENCH FRY GUY AND I DONT KNOW WHY EATING STEAK, SWEET POTATO AND CURLY FRIES DO A QUICK DRIVE BY JUST TO GET THOSE SALTY FRIES FAST FOOD, IN A DINER, CARNIVAL RIDE IM A FRENCH FRY GUY IM A FRENCH FRY GUY IM A FRENCH FRY GUY IM A FRENCH FRY GUY FRENCH FRY GUYS ARE DOING IT RIGHT! IM A FRENCH FRY GUY AND I DONT KNOW WHY SPEND ALL MY TIME EATING CURLY FRIES DO A SMALL DRIVE BY JUST TO GET THOSE SALTY FRIES IM A FRENCH FRY GUY IM A FRENCH FRY EATING MOTHER TRUCKER EATING TRUCKERS FRIES FRENCH FRY GUY
2.
I JUST GOT OUT OF CLASS SCHOOL CAN KISS MY ASS GONNA WEAR MY NEW T SHIRTS EVERY DAY BECAUSE ITS SPRING BREAK BUT ITS DARK OUTSIDE AND SNOWING NOW BUT ITS DARK OUTSIDE AND SNOWING NOW SPRING BREAKS SUPPOSE TO HAVE LOTS OF STORMS AND NOT HAVE THESE DUMB SNOWFLAKES I JUST WANTED IT TO BE SUNNY BECAUSE ITS SPRING BREAK BUT ITS DARK OUTSIDE AND SNOWING NOW BUT ITS DARK OUTSIDE AND SNOWING NOW BUT ITS DARK OUTSIDE AND SNOWING NOW BUT ITS DARK OUTSIDE AND SNOWING NOW SPRING BREAK REALLY SUCKS WHEN IT SNOWS EVERY DAY SPRING BREAK REALLY SUCKS WHEN IT SNOWS EVERY DAY I WISH THIS SNOW WOULD GO AWAY AND IT WOULD SUNNY IN SPRING BREAK I WISH IT WOULD BE SPRING BREAK EVERYDAY I WISH IT COULD BE SPRING BREAK EVERYDAY (OI OI OI OI OI OI) I WISH THESE CLOUDS WOULD GO AWAY I WISH THESE CLOUDS WOULD GO FOR A SUNNY DAY
3.
I STOPPED SHAVING FOR A WEEK MY GIRLFRIEND DIDNT LIKE MY MUSTACHE MY BOSS FIRED ME FOR NOT SHAVING HE SAID IT VIOLATES THE DRESS CODE MUSTACHE HATERS F OFF MUSTACHE HATERS F OFF MUSTACHE HATERS F OFF MUSTACHE HATERS F OFF I WENT TO SHOW IT OFF TO MY FRIENDS IT TOOK THREE MONTHS TO GET IT THIS LONG THEY LAUGHED AND ASKED WHAT IS THAT PEACHFUZZ I SAID IT WAS ONE DAY WITHOUT SHAVING MUSTACHE HATERS F OFF MUSTACHE HATERS F OFF MUSTACHE HATERS F OFF MUSTACHE HATERS F OFF
4.
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CHIP WENT ON A CRUISE HE LIKED THE LOCALS THERE HE DIDNT SEND A POSTCARD HE DIDNT SEEM TO CARE OH CHIP SAY IT AINT SO OH CHIP SAY IT AINT SO OH CHIP SAY IT AINT SO OH CHIP SAY IT AINT SO CHIP WENT TO LAS VEGAS HE WON A LOT OF CASH HE SPENT IT ON A HOOKER SHE LEFT HIM WITH A RASH OH CHIP SAY IT AINT SO OH CHIP SAY IT AINT SO OH CHIP SAY IT AINT SO OH CHIP SAY IT AINT SO CHIP BOUGHT A MARTINI.
5.
OH SHIT. DRIVING DOWN MAINSTREET AT MIDNIGHT NOBODY SEEMS TO BE ALIVE IN THIS TOWN YOU SAY YOU DONT HAVE ANY FRIENDS BUT YOU SURE HAVE MORE THEN ME YEAH YOU SAY YOU DONT HAVE ANY FRIENDS BUT YOU SURE HAVE MORE THEN ME GOLDEN CHOCOLATE OREOS GOLDEN CHOCOLATE OREOS GOLDEN CHOCOLATE OREOS GOLDEN CHOCOLATE OREOS DRIVING IN THE RAIN WINDSHIELDS DONT WORK IM A JERK, SHES THE JERK, HES THE JERK OF COURSE ARDYBARDY WHERE ARE YOU I NEED SOMEBODY THAT CAN SHOOT WELL I DONT KNOW I JUST DRINK STAG AND RED BULL GOLDEN CHOCOLATE OREOS GOLDEN CHOCOLATE OREOS GOLDEN CHOCOLATE OREOS GOLDEN CHOCOLATE OREOS

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released March 1, 2011

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